can someone explain to me why people like booker
NO PLEASE IM SORRY NOT YOU
(( So 842 was just supposed to be the standard canon Elsen at first and then-
panicking, jittery, constantly-on-the-verge-of-screaming-like-a-little-girl dork.
A wish? Well, aside from being promoted to an higher employee rank, I’m fairly certain I can say his utmost wish would be absolute and everlasting safety. Pure utopia. Because if getting rid of spectres and ghouls would be even… somehow possible to achieve, his idea of safety is a little more extreme than it should be.
No risk of falling, illnesses, getting scratched, burning and… pretty much everything else. Impossible.
That’s an easy one! Kinder, Toii, and mister Dedan himself. Oh, but for different reasons, rest assured!
He’s been promoted once! The memory is still as sweet as a sprinkle of sugar. The little Elsen used to be a worker in Pentel… his job was to slice cow carcasses open for the other employees to extract metal from. Gross. Not for him, though. Despite the looks, he’s not exactly the squeamish type… for what concerns blood and guts, at least.
Keeping secrets for long is far too stressful for his delicate, fragile head to withstand~
Which is to say, I doubt he has any.
whAT IS THAT I HEAR
IS THAT A COWARISH LITTLE
C H I C K E N
(( …You’re insulting chickens that way!
How can you compare that poor revolting excuse of a living being to a chicken? ))